butts

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:16:19 -0400

bitwicked: pettankoprincess: videohall: The girlfriend...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:06:50 -0400

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

STOP POSTING STUFF WITHOUT CREDITING ARTISTS this is by Alex and Lindsay Small-Butera. Videohall is not a source ffs.

bfleuter: Hiiiiiiiii!

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:12 -0400

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

helpyoudraw: TOW-7 How to Draw Blood by verticalfish

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:49:43 -0400

helpyoudraw:

TOW-7 How to Draw Blood by verticalfish

notmusa: well guys i’m off to see dewizard

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:30:53 -0400

notmusa:

well guys

i’m off to see

dewizard

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:13:22 -0400

aprilfoolromance: Dr. William Forscher Experiment LogExperiment...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:10:46 -0400

aprilfoolromance:

Dr. William Forscher Experiment Log
Experiment #04781: Magnesect, the Mournful Pokémon.

Early research conducted on the evolution of Paras into Parasect and the process involved with its spores concluded that the spores themselves became the dominant life-source of the Pokémon upon growth. This information was first published by Professor Oak, creator of the Pokédex; however, it’s theorized that early Pokémon masters had a rudimentary understanding of the relationship between the insect and its spores, given the often impersonal relationship maintained between most publicized Parasect trainers and their Pokémon. These trainers would often have strong bonds with their team, yet would utilize Parasect as a type of organic machine, rather than a living creature.

Further study into the curious nature of the Pokémon revealed that, upon evolution, the spores of the Pokémon seem to simply put it in a catatonic state. Though the mushroom does the primary ‘thinking’, the body is still alive in its most basic form, and is still capable and required to function as a living host in order for the spores to stay healthy and strong. It was observed that Parasect consume organic matter for its energy to revitalize the mushroom atop its back; ergo, it was hypothesized that the mushroom was supplying the Pokémon vital nutrients for survival.

In conducting Experiment #04781, our goal was to determine the effects of a living, conscious host integrated with its organic master. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to revive the creature within the mushroom— experiments which often resulted in the release of defensive toxic spores from its back— it was suggested that a secondary, non-organic host be spliced with the Pokémon to balance the attention of the controlling spores released into it. Magnemite was proposed as both an excellent non-organic Pokémon test subject as well as an acceptable power source to successfully revitalize the catatonic creature within the mushroom.

For the purposes of the experiment, we gave #04781 a name: Magnesect. This spliced Pokémon went through several variant degrees of applied electricity before a successful, living result was created. The Magnemite was spliced and dominantly maintained control of the creature’s brain, purging the spores from within it. Its bolts were recreated and used to secure its mutated form in place within the Parasect’s body. The strain of the machine on the Pokémon caused many fissures in its exoskeleton, exposing ligaments often associated with non-insect life.

For the Pokémon itself, the Parasect life-form is capable of seeing— visual electronic receptors installed within the body of the Magnemite that connect to its limited occipital lobe— and is capable of digesting food without the aid of the mushroom cap on its back. Injuries caused from the splicing have shown some consequence: the spores have increased in ferocity within the Pokémon, and are far more numerous. Despite our best efforts to maintain a consistent harmony between the influence of the machine and the mushroom’s spores within the Pokémon, a constant battle for dominance between the two are observed within the Pokémon, with the life-form caught in the painful struggle.

Attempts to raise Magnesect have resulted in across-the-board failure. The Pokémon appears to be in constant, endless pain from these struggles. It seems to only eat via command of the machine and mushroom controlling it; when these influences are forced ‘off’, it ceases all function in an attempt to end itself through malnourishment. Its enhanced vision is put to little use due to visual warping caused by its perpetual tearing and cries. The only seeming benefit of this genetic splicing is the result caused upon the spores themselves: their viciousness and toxicity is unlike any other seen within the Pokémon world. It’s as though it’s attempting to adapt to the machine within the creature in an effort to purge it from— or envelope it into— the Pokémon’s physiology.

Continued research and study is suggested: over time, the spores may well adapt into life previously unseen, and the Pokémon may be perfected into new form. With the influence of machine within it, it’s entirely possible that a perpetual state of evolution may be attained over multiple generations. Currently, however, it is not recommended as a battle-ready Pokémon, unless put to use against opponents who utilize non-offensive strategies early in battle— again, the toxicity of its spores are truly amazing.

Submitted for your review. Attached is our suggested entry for our catalog of experimental Pokédex entries. This information is confidential, and should not be published to the National Pokédex.

Details regarding our other ongoing experiments forthcoming.

Pokédex Entry: Its pained cries are filled with sorrow. During battle, it seems to act more aggressive and desperate when its opponent is not attacking it.

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Artist’s Notes

I wanted to jump in and join the pokemon fusion fun :D Picked Magnesect because it looked really interesting and undead. To give it a nice touch, I requested by husband to put some background to it :]

witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:59:53 -0400

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

muura: i want it

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:46:18 -0400

muura:

i want it

muura: this one is so cute

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:45:28 -0400

muura:

this one is so cute

muura: bzzllbaa

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:43:07 -0400

muura:

bzzllbaa

queen-of-france: retailavenger85: pancakesandplaid: subitoalle...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:52:38 -0400

queen-of-france:

retailavenger85:

pancakesandplaid:

subitoallegra:

Isabela and Aveline: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

Isabela: subitoallegra
Aveline: saroux
Photographer: teabird-n7

the second picture omfg aveline

Everything about this photoset is perfect. PERFECT.

I want the second one tattooed on my chest

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:24:30 -0400

happyhyos: teacosi: wanted to draw one of these while its...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:23 -0400

happyhyos:

teacosi:

wanted to draw one of these while its still a thing
have you ever seen a more distressed creature

hhh its super cutie

iguanamouth: whittacker: iguanamouth: yeah thats right more...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:08:06 -0400

iguanamouth:

whittacker:

iguanamouth:

yeah thats right more pictures of my goddamn lizard

are her legs supposed to bend like that

fun fact iguanas put their arms in that position when they are sunbathing or otherwise relaxed it means that shes totally cool with me being in her face with a camera

me: makes a mistake

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:06:47 -0400

me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

♥?

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:18:15 -0400

♥?

mopinks: yipes

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:40:36 -0400

mopinks:

yipes

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:38:27 -0400

batmanjenkins: scrotumnose: i have succumbed adrienne when...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:35:13 -0400

batmanjenkins:

scrotumnose:

i have succumbed

adrienne when are you gunna do this too??

I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW